The Flower of Yackandandah
Her name is Fleur
Her name is Fleur
She’s savory and sweet
Yeah she’s Cordon Bleu
Her name’s Denise
Her middle name’s Denise
A remedial masseuse
She gives stress release
(Chorus)
She carpe’s the heck
Out of every freakin’ diem
She drives like Lowndes
And she sings like Sia
She's Fleur-de-lis,
The Flower of Yackandandah
A flower must fade they say
But they don’t understand her!!!
She’s a Cunningham
Yeah, a Cunningham
It’s a household word
From Oakley to Fran-ganistan.
She Iives in Wodonga
Yeah she Iives in Wodonga
She used to live in Yack
But she doesn’t any longer
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
She’s sharp as a blade
Calls a spade a spade
Kind to a fault
She leaves the Buddhists in the shade!
Her laughter could fill
A hundred thousand pages
When she speaks its with
The wisdom of the ages!
(A Nother Bridge)
She’s Beyoncé on the dance floor
Nigella in the kitchen
Adriene on the yoga mat
And at softball she’s bitchin!
(A Bridge ~ Too Far?)
She’ll take unnecessary journeys
She’ll go to extreme degrees
She’ll take risks on treacherous roads
Just for a swim in the sea
Chorus and repeat “A Flower must fade…”